Staffordshire Police have told Stokies to be wary of a new menace in the city: a grown man who performs childish stunts in public places then says his catchphrase: "I been a nawty wittle boy".
The first incident happened just over a week ago at Mothercare in Hanley. The man, dressed as a baby, is reported to have gone into a corner of the shop then urinated over a Moshi Monsters display. When staff asked what he was doing, he turned around and said "I been a nawty wittle boy", before sprinting out of the shop and running towards the Potteries Centre.
A second incident occurred in Tesco, again in Hanley, when the man emerged naked from the mother-and-baby toilets holding a filled nappy. He again said his catchphrase to staff before legging it from the supermarket towards Etruria.
A fan page for the unknown man has been set up on Facebook. Bentilee resident Gill Growler posted: "He just needs some mothering, bless," while Cobridge mother-of-six Leeanne Conk wrote: "He can come suk on me titties anytime."
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