Thursday, 23 May 2013

Crouchy Favourite For Top Job

Peter Crouch has emerged as the favourite candidate to take over from Tony Pulis as Stoke City manager.

The plan is for Crouchy to become player-manager of the Pottermusses, performing the role in much the same way as Kenny Dalglish did so successfully at Liverpool in the 1980s.


"They should just stop cock-teasing us and announce Crouchy as manager, it's what everyone wants," says Stoke fan Doris Ahmed, 100, who has decided to camp outside of the Britannia Stadium until a new manger is announced.

"Crouchy has got the chops to do the role," says season ticket holder Len Horseshoe. "He will have a distinct tactical advantage over other managers in that he will be able to see more of the pitch at any given time," adds Len.

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