Comic Relief 2015

Local good 'un Terry Seagull has manned up and vowed to donate lots of money to Comic Relief this month!

Terry will give £2.50 every time a woman sends him a picture of herself wearing nothing but a red nose, up until the end of March.

"I'll still accept pictures after that but I won't be making donations," he said.

"I would prefer it to be a current 2015 red nose as well," Terry adds. "Don't want an older red nose unless absolutely necessary. And no men either. That won't work, I'll know the difference."

It's Fappening Again

Local good egg Terry Seagull has vowed taken a stance against internet thieves and pornographers and is helping women's charities in the process!

"When 'the fappening' happened, I decided that I wanted no part of it," Terry said. "Even though the temptation was strong, very strong, I wanted to show my respect to the famous bitches and whores whose pictures were stolen."

For every woman who sends Terry a picture of herself recreating any of the fappening pictures of celebrities, including stars such as Jennifer Lawrence and Kaley Cuoco, Terry will donate £5 to local women's groups.

"This way, local women who need help will get it, and the women who make the pictures will be empowered and feel glamorous like the celebrities whose pictures they are copying," Terry explained. "Everyone's a winner."

Hand Jobs For The Handicapped

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Help For Heroes

Local man Terry Seagull has vowed to donate £1 to the popular charity Help For Heroes for every time a woman sends him a topless picture of herself.

"I'm really into 'selfies' right now," explains Terry. "And, like everyone, I want to back our brave boys. This seems a fitting way to show my support to them."

Terry hopes to raise at least £500.

Man Volunteers For Charity

Terry Seagull from Baddeley Green has decided to help out BBC charity Children in Need this year by donating £5 every time a woman has sex with him.

"I plan on asking a lot of women," says Terry, dressed in a purple silk peep-hole onesie when I met him. "If they refuse then they are literally killing nippers in Africa. Literally."

Terry Seagull

Terry hopes to raise hundreds of pounds for the charity, which is close to his heart.

"I was a child myself once, so I know how difficult it can be," he says. "But now I'm all man so those bitches better beware. I'm a skilled lover. But I'm not doing this for myself, I'm doing it for the kids."