Wednesday 22 May 2013

New Console Reveal Causes Fights

The launch of the new Xbox One console, part of what a senior EA executive recently described as belonging the the 4th generation of games consoles, has been blamed for fights across parts of the city yesterday.

"The fights seem to be between Xbox and Playstation fans," explains Staffordshire Police spokesman PC Barry Shanks. "They both disagree about whose next generation console will be best, even though to most impartial observers, they seem to be pretty much the same."

The new Xbox One console

Fans of Sony's Playstation consoles, nicknamed "Gaystation" or "Paystation" by Xbox fans, believe their console's extra power make it the better machine. Fans of Microsoft's Xbox consoles, nicknamed "Hatebox", "Eggbox" and "Robbie Williams's Rudebox" by Sony followers, believe that their console's increased media capabilities make it the better machine.

"I don't know why they're fighting over something so petty," says PC Shanks. "Everyone knows that Nintendo is best."

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