Wednesday, 8 May 2013

Midweek Prayers

With Reverend Nigel

One Direction may be celebrating recent chart success, but my favourite boy band will always be the 12 disciples of Jesus. Apart from Judas, the Robbie Williams of the group.

Sir Alex Ferguson has announced his retirement. People point to his many cups as reason for his greatness. Well, Jesus Christ was the best manager of them all and he only needed one cup.

A big reason for Sir Alex's success was that he drank a lot of the blood of Christ, aka: red wine. Let this be a lesson to you all.

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