Tuesday 21 May 2013

Pulis Leaves Stoke, Lookalike “Gutted”

Champion Tony Pulis lookalike Gunther Kuntz has been described as "heartbroken" after it was announced that his Stoke City manager doppelganger would be leaving the club.

Kuntz has been a Pulis lookalike for around 4 years and has established a worldwide fanbase, working under the stage name "Tony Pulis Germany". Contacted for a statement, his agent described Gunther as "too gutted to speak".

"Ich bin gutted"

Pulis was in charge of Stoke for 26 years, winning 38 trophies during his tenure. He once famously said that his main goal when taking over at the club was "to knock the Vale off their fucking perch".

Some Stoke fans are reported to have gathered outside of the Britannia Stadium, singing "Goodbye, Tony Pulis, who could play long ball like you?" to the tune of 'Ruby Tuesday' by The Rolling Stones. Meanwhile, unhappy West Ham fans have been heard chanting "You're just a fat Tony Pulis!" at their manager Sam Allardyce in an effort to get him sacked by association.

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