By Dick Mellor
I see that UKIP did fairly well at the recent local elections. People say it's because the Tories have gone soft. And why is that? It's because of those gimp-wristed LIMP Dems of course, dragging the Tories down to their lazy, perverse, happy-clappy, dirt-munching level.
I see also that Michael Gove has said that, if it was his choice, the UK would leave those fecund EU types behind and have Britain go it alone, free to roam the world's highways without having an out-of-control, fat, bloated, gropey, hairy uncle saying "Don't do that!" at every turn. In no way has he come out and said this just to appease angry Tony voters who deserted the party for UKIP, he has said this because he is just telling it like it is, and those gimps in the lefty liberal media don't like it.
So Alex "Fergie" Ferguson has decided to call it a day? Please wait while I puke up my eyeballs then shove them right up my arse. Mr Fergie is one the highest donors to the Labour Party; typical lefty gimp, making a fortune for himself while people all over the world are starving. How does he sleep at night? on a bed made of money, no doubt.
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