Stokies have reacted angrily to news that Stoke City Council is planning to sell off empty council houses for just one pound.
"I've never paid for housing in my life and won't be starting now," says Fegg Hayes burglar Vinnie Johns. "I expect my house to come as part of my benefits package and won't be shitting up pound coins like a madman to buy a house I can get for free."
"What is this madness?" asks retired pensioner Tam Jitters. "I didn't suck off American servicemen during WW2 so that I would have to pay for housing in the future, this is inflation gone mad."
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