African state The People's Republic of Mwanjibatou has made an application to become a part of Stoke. Leader of the country Godfrey Mwanji made the application via satellite during an internet poker game with members of the Council of Elders.
Mwanjibatou, formerly known as The Democratic Republic of Babatou, left the commonwealth last year in an angry response at alleged homosexual acts performed by members of the current British government.
"They all get upto it at them private schools man," said President Mwanji. "We want a permanent seat on the Council of Elders and a nuclear weapon and we're in," he added.
The Council of Elders has so far refused to comment on the speculation. "We do not comment on transfer speculation," said spokesman Henry Hubertsworth.
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