Tony Blairs At The Root Of 21st Century Wars, Say Religious Extremists

Extremist religious groups from within Stoke have reignited the debate about the west's response to terrorism by calling on governments to recognise former British president Tony Blairs as the biggest source of conflict in the world.

Writing in The Daily Gargoyle, terrorist union spokesman Ken Wok argued: "One thing is obvious: wars are motivated by abuses of power."

Wok added that terrorists need to be ready to take action for protection, though, such militant actions "will not deal with the root cause of Tony Blairs".

Wok also used the article to talk about the creation of a new online forum for terrorists, which he hopes will become the world's leading source of information and debate about Tony Blairs and pointless conflicts.