Health services in Stoke got a major boost today with the announcement of the formation of a new health advice and symptom checker website by the Stoke Hypochondria Society.
"Since the government fucked up NHS Direct, most people in Stoke have had no access to any kind of healthcare," says Hypochondria Society spokesman Jeff Turtles. "This is exactly what you need when you are convinced that something is seriously wrong with you."
Funding for the service has come from big drug companies. "We are not funding this as a means of increasing sales of our products to people who don't need really them," says a spokesman for the pharma industry, Ken Truffles. "If that happens it is merely a coincidence."
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