A massive gas leak in Brindley Ford has lead to scores of locals getting high and a huge increase in visitors going to the area.
"It's quite funny really," says city health and safety officer Baul Botts. "This is the ultimate legal high in my opinion and I don't blame people for wanting to experience it. That said, with my health and safety hat on, I should probably warn people of the dangers, which I will in due course."
The source of the leak has not been identified yet as Stoke City Council sold of all of its gas masks and safety gear to meet government financial targets, and all officers who have been in the affected area to search for the leak have had to be pulled out due to getting high themselves.
Staffordshire Moorlands DC have offered to help out, but only at a severe price to Stoke's sovereignty.
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