Keith Hamburger, known on da street as "Professor Swag", has hit out at recent predictions by business experts that street dance participation will only increase by around 0.5% this forthcoming year.
"Street dance is Britain's only growth industry," wrote the professor in the acclaimed Business Stoke journal. "And I have the facts to prove it. And things are only going to get better. Street dance is here to stay, it's not just a ridiculous fad that's on the way out already."
"The fact that a street dance crew has failed to win 'Stoke's Top Talent', or its inferior cousin 'Britain's Got Talent', for at least two years now shows its decline. And 'Step Up Revolution', also known as 'Step Up 4: Miami Heat', took less at the box office than its two predecessors in the series. If I was an investor in street dance, I would be worried," commented Barry Tucker, a guy I met at the pub last night who knows my mate Chugger Jenkins.
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