Housewife Would Have Antichrist

Stoke housewife Rebecca Carp has said that she would be prepared to raise the offspring of the royal lord of evil, Satan.

Mrs Carp is reported to have told strangers she doesn't know that if a child of her's turned out to be the child of Satan, she would still love it and raise it as if it was a "norm".

"I was shocked," said an onlooker. "I'm of a delicate disposition and hearing such bile literally turned my stomach inside out. I've tried washing but the stain won't go away."