Simon Dale died in a fire at a water show in Norton. After accidentally setting fire to himself with the one chip pan at the conference hall, the millions of gallons of water were of no use and he died a slow, agonising death in front of astonished onlookers, many of whom clapped thinking it was part of the show.
Felicity Slots died after her horse, Klumpy, climbed on her back to see how she'd like it. Not very much apparently, as the weight of the horse crushed her spine and spinal column, cutting off the oxygen supply to her brain and leaving her brain dead. It was decided by family members that she should be put down rather than live out her life as a vegetable.
Tim Ironic-Death died, ironically, in an unironic way, choking himself to death as he wanked off while watching The Jeremy Kyle Show.
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