Parenting classes are being introduced for everyone, not just for working class people or Stokies, Prime Minister Dave Cameron has declared as he announces measures to help the "momma-bitches" and "poppa-bitches" raising Britain's next generation of "hoes" and "pimps".
Cameron, whose 'Well Reem Parent' initiative will fund parenting classes to new parents through £100 vouchers handed out at Boots stores, said: "This represents years and years or research that's all in my head". He added he wanted Britain to be a "fanny state" rather than a "nanny state".
The parenting classes in 10 two-hour sessions will offer advice on reading, writing, behaviour and spray tans. The prime minister has already launched a strong defence of parenting classes. "It's ludicrous that we should expect people to train for hours to do a spray tan or wax a woman's fanny, but when it comes to looking after a wee nipper, we tell people to just get on with it," he told reporters in Essex.
The idea, drawn up by the prime minister's departing media guru Andy Coulson, is the government's response to the London riots of last summer.
Cameron, whose 'Well Reem Parent' initiative will fund parenting classes to new parents through £100 vouchers handed out at Boots stores, said: "This represents years and years or research that's all in my head". He added he wanted Britain to be a "fanny state" rather than a "nanny state".
The parenting classes in 10 two-hour sessions will offer advice on reading, writing, behaviour and spray tans. The prime minister has already launched a strong defence of parenting classes. "It's ludicrous that we should expect people to train for hours to do a spray tan or wax a woman's fanny, but when it comes to looking after a wee nipper, we tell people to just get on with it," he told reporters in Essex.
The idea, drawn up by the prime minister's departing media guru Andy Coulson, is the government's response to the London riots of last summer.
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