Stoke City fans have quite literally been rolling out the red carpet for new star signing Charlie Adam!
The fun-sized Scotsman joins the Pottermusses from relegation-threatened Liverpool in a deal worth a rumoured £4million plus add-ons including oatcakes, pikelets and tips on dress sense to the food and fashion-challenged Scousers.
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"On behalf of Stoke, I would like to welcome Mr Adams to my country," said Stoke fan Doris Ahmed. "He'll soon discover that we do things differently here. He'd better get used to it if he knows what's good for him."
"I can see him fitting well into the hole behind Crouchy," added City season ticket holder Phil Collins. "And I don't mean that sexually, obvs."
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