Stoke City unveiled their new mascot to the world today, lil' Micky Owen, and vowed to milk him for all his worth.
Owen, who has been a succesful mascot all over Europe, but mainly in England and Spain, has promised to bring his own brand of "japes" and "tom-foolery" to Stoke.
"Mick will bring a higher class of jiggery pokery to the Brit," says manager Tony Pulis. "He's known for his horse and helicopter-based pranks, and we're hoping him and Crouchy will bring some 'little and large' dynamics to the dressing room as well. The possibilities for banter are endless, and I've not even mentioned the French guy we got as well. The lads have already come up with some good gags about the frogs."
Current mascot Pottermus is described by insiders as "worried" by Owen's arrival, but Pottermiss has welcomed him with open trunks.
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