Polar Badger Spotted Near To The Brit

A rare polar badger has been seen near to Stoke City's football ground, The Britannia Stadium.

The animal, normally only found in freezing arctic conditions, has been spotted hanging around the ground on several occasions since the start of the football season.

"Everyone knows that 'the Brit' is the coldest place in Stoke, and this proves it," says animal conservation worker Barry Bandstand. "I'm happy to see such a rare animal here in Stoke. But if they do decide to interfere with the footy I will personally hunt them down with hammers."