Stoke's main badger union, the SBU [Stoke Badgers Union), has called for a cut to the number of farmers in the area and proposes a humane cull of the beasts to control their numbers.
Human rights protesters are unhappy with the planned cull. "There’s no evidence that farmers spread disease to other creatures," says farmers' spokesman Geoffrey Bungles. "Ruining land is what they do, it's their instinct, they can't help it."
"Farmers are a menace to us and our land," says spokesbadger Barry Badger. "They spread diseases and ruin the land with their funny ways. They spread shit everywhere and they're a menace to other creatures. Get rid of'em."
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