Stoke's community of crims and ne'er-do-wells are to vote next week on whether to go on strike. The vote comes after weeks of threats by leading cat burglars and malcontents.
Not everyone supports the action. "We don't feel that that lot have the right to go on strike," says Staffordshire Police spokesman Barry Shanks. "We will be sending officers to break up any marches."
"This is a right protected in Stoke's constitution," says criminal spokesman Kev Potts. "This is because of poor working conditions such as longer hours for less pay. We won't stand for it anymore."
"This is just another example, from a big list in my head, of modern crims being bleeding heart, leftie-liberal softies," says gentleman thief Gerard Andrews, who opposes the strike. "Raffles would be turning in his grave. If he were real."
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