Friday, 14 September 2012

Superhero Missing, Probably Mangled

Local superhero Clayman has been reported missing and is feared dead.
 
Clayman, who is the alter ego of factory worker Henk Poon, developed his superpower of being able to bend clay to his will after a Royal Doulton figurine exploded into his face during a soccer riot.
 
 
League of Vigilantes leader Professor Dave Xavier (aka: Professor Dave), has appealed for help in locating Clayman. "Clayman has beaten up a lot of Stoke's crims and chavs, sometimes without any evidence of them committing any crimes. Stoke owes it to him to find his mangled, lifeless corpse. It's the least we can do." 
 
Super-villain Dr Klondike, who recently moved to a base inside a mountain in Fegg Hayes, is favourite with bookies to be behind the murder.

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