Africans Search for the "Source of the Trent"

A party of explorers from North Africa has set out on a journey to Stoke to search for the fabled source of the River Trent.

Known as the "cradle of Stoke's civilisation", many expeditions from all over the world have tried and failed to find the river's source, thought to be near to Knypersley, in northern Stoke.

"We've studied the local myths and legends, and we think it is located near to Knypersley reservoir," says expedition leader Kolo Turtles. "We will bring much provisions and use local slaves on the quest. We will present gifts to local tribe leaders to get approval and help."

Stoke City Council will support the quest by presenting local women to the African men for their entertainment.