Monday 19 November 2012

Man Volunteers For Charity

Terry Seagull from Baddeley Green has decided to help out BBC charity Children in Need this year by donating £5 every time a woman has sex with him.

"I plan on asking a lot of women," says Terry, dressed in a purple silk peep-hole onesie when I met him. "If they refuse then they are literally killing nippers in Africa. Literally."

Terry Seagull

Terry hopes to raise hundreds of pounds for the charity, which is close to his heart.

"I was a child myself once, so I know how difficult it can be," he says. "But now I'm all man so those bitches better beware. I'm a skilled lover. But I'm not doing this for myself, I'm doing it for the kids."

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