Business leaders from across the world have come together to advise companies on best practise for organising office parties, events or extravaganzas.
The best course of action, according to the absolute best experts in the world, is for offices to set up a "party planning committee", made up of a committee head and two or three lesser members.
"This is solid gold advice," said one world-class expert. "Only an idiot would not take this on board. A proper fupping idiot."
"Most events in the workplace are currently organised by mongs," added a well-known business genius. "Having a proper committee helps to fight such egomaniacal lunatics and their boring ideas."
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