Wednesday 15 February 2012

Stoke Man On Mobility Scooter Falls To Death

A Stoke man has fallen to his death at the Potteries Shopping Centre.

Phil Jobbo, who used a mobility scooter because he suffered from 'hammer toe', fell down a lift shaft after crashing through closed lift doors.


Eyewitnesses report that Mr Jobbo reacted angrily to missing the lift. So angry was he, that he decided to drive forward and bang into the lift doors, repeatedly, shouting a swear word often dubbed as 'melonfarmer' on TV.

Phil Jobbo, when he was alive

Unfortunately, on his fifth bang into the doors, he crashed through and fell down the lift shaft to his death. A funeral will be held when his body can be put back together.

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