Sunday 12 February 2012

Road Pile-Up Kills 23, Old Woman Blamed

A road pile-up in Longton has claimed 23 lives today, a new Stoke record. The pile-up happened after an old woman veered across Mosley Road on her mobility scooter setting off a chain reaction of crashes involving 12 tractors, 7 cars, 3 white vans and 8 other mobility scooters.


The old woman responsible refused a breathalyser test and punched bystanders before trying to escape on a nearby hovercraft. She has since blamed immigrants for the crash.

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