Local ladies man Dave Murray has claimed that Argentine footballer Lionel Messi couldn't hack it as a lothario in Stoke!
"Yeah, he's got the fame and the money," Murray tweeted. "That may work for women in Spain, but I don't think he could handle the more physical nature of women in Stoke."
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| Ladies night in Stoke |
Some have rubbished Murray's claim. "Messi is so rich and famous that he could pull women anywhere," says local business leader and sexpert Dave Munton. "The girls who work at my titty bar, Lapland UK, in Hanley, would be all over him like a rash. Fame and wealth work anywhere on women of low self-esteem, as I can testify to."
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| Lionel Messi |
Murray disagrees with Munton. "Women from Stoke are bigger, faster and rougher than what he's used to in Spain," he says. "It's a completely different discipline pulling women here than in Barcelona. Fancy footwork counts for nothing. Stoke women don't like 'fancy Dans'."
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