An EYE ON STOKE reader has reported that he spotted a Cockney on a bus in the city on Friday.
"I was surprised," said the man, who we shall call Jon Gash. "You don't normally see them this far north at this time of year."
Cockneys are easily spotted by their loud manner, bad dress sense and ugly faces.
"This one fit the profile completely," added Mr Gash. "Hearing that god-awful accent made me want to punch my own ears in."
Stokies have been warned to stay well away from any cockneys they may meet as they are thought to be especially aggressive in cold weather.
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