Monday, 17 December 2012

2012 Review: January

2012 got off to an exciting and dramatic start in Stoke when the City Council elder for Fegg Hayes, Derek Wiggy, was assassinated by an angry loner who has yet to be identified.

Derek Wiggy's funeral procession in Fegg Hayes

Despite local man Gary Log being convicted of the crime based on eyewitness testimony from his ex-wife Tracy, the conviction was overturned when it transpired Mrs Log was in Tenerife at the time and couldn't have witnessed the crime, even with a complex series of mirrors that she claimed to have set up for just the possibility of something like that happening involving her ex-husband.

Elsewhere, Stoke's oldest man, Ken Barry, 61, married for the 7th time and claimed that the secret to his long life was a daily diet of oatcakes and cigarettes.

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