Stoke joined the space race in April with the launch of SSS Oatcake, which exploded 10 seconds after lift off.
Fortunately for Stokies, the wreckage of the £23 billion space ship fell over nearby Kidsgrove, killing 453 people there, but leaving Stoke undamaged.
Meanwhile, Stoke's population tanned themselves and walked around the city topless in a tropical weather spell meant for Bermuda but which accidentally ended up over the city.
In Peter Crouch news, the gangly frontman released his debut rap album to rave reviews.
In Peter Crouch news, the gangly frontman released his debut rap album to rave reviews.
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