July saw the banning of cats in Stoke, after the city council said the furry creatures had reneged on their deal to control the city's rodent population in favour of getting fat and tom-foolery.
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Instead of cats, city council bigwigs have encouraged Stokies to get owls or snakes as pets, as they eat rats for fun and are less lazy than cats.
Elsewhere, a band of Orcs tried to enter the city via the south wall, but armed locals held them off with hammers.
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