Sunday 25 March 2012

The Stoke Gossip Column

The Gossip Column is brought to you by Munton's Pikelets: "They get the job done."

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Which Stoke MP makes her staff dress as babies and refer to her only as "Momma Joan"?

Which BNP councillor was recently spotted buying an "Asian Babes" magazine on Hope Street in Hanley?

Kendo Nagasaki

Could wrestler Kendo Nagasaki be making a comeback? He [Peter Thornley] was recently seen buying a "onesie" in Primark in Hanley.

Word has it that a certain fast food chain in Hanley lets its staff jizz into its burgers in lieu of pay rises.

Which Stoke-born actor likes to pay hobos to fight for money? He films the action then posts the footage on the internet under a false name.

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