Sunday 18 March 2012

Ken Barlow: I Went With 1,000 Stoke Women

The front page story of today's Daily Oatcake is the revelation that actor Ken Barlow from 'Coronation Street' has had sex with over 1,000 women from Stoke!

In a frank interview, Barlow, who appeared in the first episode of the show in 1960, said: "I didn’t have any control over my sex drive." He also says he was nicknamed "Poontang Barlow" by some of his castmates because of his insatiable appetite.

Insert "dogs" joke here

He said that the women he has "had a go on"  include Stoke celebrity medium Crystal O'Future, with whom he had a one-night stand.  "It was just a one-off," Barlow said. "She invited me round to her flat in Norton and we had a few drinks, then one thing led to another. At that time, she had a reputation, and she felt we should meet, as it were. It just happened."

Unbelievably, Barlow said his womanising left him feeling empty and depressed. "I regret it deeply," he said.

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