Arguments raged on the streets of Stoke today when Stoke City Council named Peter Crouch as the city's best dancer!
"This award is fully deserved," said councillor Pete Jericho. "His robot dance is as famous as anything MJ [Michael Jackson] ever did, and people say he was the best."
"This is ridiculous," said traffic warden Dick Mellor. "He's done nothing for years. He's still living off that robot dance he did 6 years ago!"
"He's a chancer," says Dave Murray of the Cobridge Tourist Board. "I've got loads more moves than he has. He's got this because he's famous and has got a fit wife."
"He's always refreshing his repertoire," said a Stoke City insider. "People know 'the robot' but I've seen him doing 'the worm', 'the bunny hop' and he's currently working on his 'stirring the pot'."
"He's got good feet for a big man," says local Tory peer Lord Hankey. "But his dance is mostly modern. I specialise in classical ballet and jazz-tap. I reckon I could take him."
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"This award is fully deserved," said councillor Pete Jericho. "His robot dance is as famous as anything MJ [Michael Jackson] ever did, and people say he was the best."
"This is ridiculous," said traffic warden Dick Mellor. "He's done nothing for years. He's still living off that robot dance he did 6 years ago!"
"He's a chancer," says Dave Murray of the Cobridge Tourist Board. "I've got loads more moves than he has. He's got this because he's famous and has got a fit wife."
"He's always refreshing his repertoire," said a Stoke City insider. "People know 'the robot' but I've seen him doing 'the worm', 'the bunny hop' and he's currently working on his 'stirring the pot'."
"He's got good feet for a big man," says local Tory peer Lord Hankey. "But his dance is mostly modern. I specialise in classical ballet and jazz-tap. I reckon I could take him."
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