Thursday 28 June 2012

Stoke Says: Bring Back Corporal Punishment

In an online poll by Port Vale FC, Stokies have voted overwhelmingly to say that they want to bring Corporal Punishment back to Stoke!

The American wrestler, real name: Daniel McDevitt, has worked widely on the American independent wrestling scene and has a cult following in Stoke thanks to his involvement with Maryland Chamionship Wrestling (MCW).


"Corporal Punishment is, like, totes one of my faves," commented Stoke Wrestling Society chairman Jack Weasles. "If we could get him to come to Stoke, that would totes show all my enemies who's the boss and who's the bitch."

Corporal Punishment has yet to comment on the poll.

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