There was quite literally riots on the streets of Stoke today when Peter Crouch was not named as a Knight in the Queen's birthday honours list.
"He deserves it for services to football, Stoke City, tall gangly blokes and dancing," said city councillor Jeff Noseworthy. "I know that I sent a petition down to 'that lot' in that London, obviously to no avail. Fucking southerners. Crouchy is one of their own as well, which makes it worse."
"The Queen wouldn't know talent if it fucked her right up the arse," commented 100-year-old proud Stokie Doris Ahmed. "Where as I would know, which is why Crouchy deserves the nod."
Buckingham Palace has yet to give any comment on why Crouchy has never been given a knighthood.
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