Monday 11 June 2012

Stoke Councillor Leaves Cigarettes At T' Pub

It has been revealed that Stoke BNP councillor Dave Pilchard and his wife left a packet of cigarettes at the pub following a Sunday lunch, after a "barney" with his wife.

The couple left their ciggies at a table while they were arguing and they only realised when they got home.


The councillor rushed back to the Cock Inn in Norton where he found the cigarettes with staff. A city council spokeswoman said: "The councillor and his missus were distraught when they realised they'd forgotten their fags as they were gasping for a smoke. Thankfully, when they phoned the pub they were there safe and well. The councillor went down straight away to get them."

The spokeswoman declined to discuss how wasted Councillor Pilchard had got. "He was down the boozer all day, with a number of regulars, and they left in various states of undress," she said. "As you know, the councillor is a very busy man but he always tries to live as normal a life as possible with his mates."

Cock Inn regular Semp Godcomplex said: "It's frightening a local councillor can forget something so important as a packet of fags. How does he sleep at night?"

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