Saturday 9 November 2013

Local Dogs Outraged At Call Of Duty Portrayal

Stoke-based dogs have reacted with anger to the portrayal of our furry friends in the latest Call of Duty game.

"We are not killers as shown in the game," said canine spokesdog Rover. "Apart from that one in Bentilee who killed that family. Or that one in Burslem who mauled the little kid. And those others. We are cute and friendly."


In the game, Riley the dog accompanies the heroes and helps to kill the baddies of mainly indeterminate hispanic origins.

"The imperialist racism and people murdering each other is accurate to be fair," added Rover. "I don't have a problem with that."

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