Tuesday, 16 October 2012

New Bus Station Complex Could "Bring Stoke Into The 20th Century"

City councillor Jinky Watkins has been showing members of the public around Stoke's new bus station and retail park, 'Stoke Sentral', in Hanley and had said it will drag Stoke into the modern age.


"This development will show those shit-munchers in Derby once-and-for-all who's best," said councillor Watkins. "We're way better than those yokels and this will prove it."

The new development has been the subject of some controversy over the spelling of 'Sentral'. "It's spelt 'central'," says local PE teacher Pete Gonk. "Everyone will think that Stokies can't spell for shit when they see this."

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