Local footie fans have been largely underwhelmed by the Spanish football team that yesterday triumphed at Euro 2012 and their mostly boring tiki-taka approach to football.
"They might have beat those fancy dan, fascist, spaghetti-munching Italians, but you get them down the Brit on a wet Tuesday night, up against the mighty Potters, they wouldn't stand a chance," says lifelong Stoke fan Linval Burgess.
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"Never once during the tournament did I really see a Spanish player really 'get stuck in'," commented Scamps [Port Vale] fan Dave Murray. "Nor did I see any real 'passion' or 'commitment'. Boring."
"Spain have never seen anything like Crouchy," added 100 year old Stoke supporter Doris Ahmed. "He'd have that fruity bastard Pique on toast."
"It's funny that now they've won, everyone's conveniently forgotten about yet more racism from the disgusting Spanish fans. The Spanish really are some of the most racist fuckers in the world," added hospital radio DJ "Crazy" Kenny Tickles.
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