Famous local oatcake taster Cheb Kingdom has had to quit his job after doctors warned the 22-year-old – who has piled on 12 stone after eating 1 kg of oatcakes a day since landing the much sought after role in 2001 – his cholesterol level was "dangerously high".
Mr Kingdom, of Trentham, said: "I'll really miss being 'Willy Wonka' of oatcakes. Eating oatcakes for a living really was the dream job. I was given a 'golden ticket' to sample the world's craziest, tastiest new oatcake designs and flavours and review them in the magazines. It was every Stokie's dream come true. I got so much pussy off the back of this job it's untrue."
Mr Kingdom, of Trentham, said: "I'll really miss being 'Willy Wonka' of oatcakes. Eating oatcakes for a living really was the dream job. I was given a 'golden ticket' to sample the world's craziest, tastiest new oatcake designs and flavours and review them in the magazines. It was every Stokie's dream come true. I got so much pussy off the back of this job it's untrue."
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Cheb's GP, Dr Phil Collins, said: "The only problem with eating oatcakes from 9 to 5, of course, is the predictable weight gain and high cholesterol. In the last couple of years, he's put on some considerable weight and I started calling him 'chub', rather than 'Cheb'. It's just banter."
Mr Kingdom has now started a new career as an author, penning a novel about a talking badger who can see the future and tries to stop World War 3 from happening.
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