The line up for the official 2015 Stokie dictionary has been announced, and word fans can rejoice as many local favourites have been included into Stoke's official vocabulary.
New words that have made the cut include bro*, broral** and bromophobia***.
"These new words reflects Stoke's position as a leading university city as these are mainly words the young people use, especially frat boys and uni students," language expert Clarence Pigpuncher said. "The future is bright, the future is Stoke."
Words that have been left out of the latest dictionary, and as such are no longer considered suitable for use in polite conversations in Stoke, include: assclown, fuckglove, fucktart, scragg-end and shitsocker.
* bro = close friend, party dude
** broral = when one bro sucks off another bro, normally when the bro receiving the sucking off is feeling down. Perceived as homosexual by people who don't understand the special bond between bros, but it isn't
*** bromophobia = a fear of bros, a fear that one of your bros might be gay, or what they do is gay
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