Wayne Rooney wants to leave Manchester United because he's worried he won't be first choice. Well, he should come and join Team Jesus, where everyone is first choice, every week.
Am I GLEEful that actor Cory Monteith has passed? No, but he's in a better place now, with the best chorus of them all to sing with. Though, thinking about it, he was in 'Glee', which promoted bumming, and he was a user of arm heroins, so he's probably not made it into the better place at all.
I see that a 16 year old British girl has got into trouble for running off with an older Turkish waiter. The only man I ever ran off with was our lord and saviour Jesus Christ, and I got into the opposite of trouble, i.e. eternal happiness.
Amen.
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