Wednesday 17 July 2013

Princess Diana, Stoke City Fan

Controversial cleric and Stoke City fan Nump Godfreys has claimed that "Queen of Hearts" Priness Diana would be a Stoke City fan if she was still alive today, God rest her soul.

"As Princess of Wales, Diana would have loved Stoke's use of Welsh managers," said Cleric Godfreys. "Pulis and Hughes would have appealed to Diana's support of all things Welsh and she would have definitely supported the Pottermusses as a result."


If that's the case, wouldn't "Candle in the Wind" Diana have supported a Welsh club like Swansea or Cardiff instead?

"No way," says Nump. "She wasn't an idiot."

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