Monday 28 May 2012

Stoke’s Rap Community Hits Back At Crewe

Hip hop artists in Stoke have rapped back at two teenagers from Crewe whose song, 'Streets of Crewe', has been an internet "sensation"...


MJB and Illusion’s hard hitting portrayal of Crewe, a place where you can see "10-year-old children buying fags", has been mocked in Stoke, home of the most vibrant hip hop scene in England.

"The song's a fantasy," says MC Davezilla of the Stoke Solid Crew. "Ev’r’one knows Crewe’s a dump, but ain’t no guns. Word."

"Ain't nobody worth shootin' there, just white trash, ya feel me?" added MC Stevezilla, a member of the same crew.

You can watch the video for 'Streets of Crewe' here:


Norton rapper Denny G was the first MC to rap back at MJB and Illusion:

Those Crewe boys make me laugh so hard
Make me think "what a pair of fucktards"
If they come and try it
I’m gonna let em have it
Shove my uzi up their muthafuckin' arse and fire it

Longton-based rhymemaster Prince Killa, who made the notorious album 'Straight Outta Longton', soon added his thoughts via the medium of rap:

Yo daddy so proud o’ ya
I wish you were Marvin Gaye
So yo daddy would kill ya
Aiiii

Finally, here was MC Davezilla's response:

Don’t lie to me fool
Ain't no guns in crewe
Betta not cum to stoke
Cus we’ll shoot ya in the throat

Everyone in Stoke's hip hop community is eagerly awaiting a response from the Crewe massive.

1 comment:

  1. Oi you Stoke batty boys better stop bitchin' bout Crewe! Here is our response!

    Just stop bitchin' bout the Crewe Crew!
    We are big n hard like Lennox Lew!
    We will shoot you down!
    You bunch of clowns!
    Believe me you don't want to make us frowns!
    We are the railway men!
    We score ten out of ten!
    We'll stab all of Stoke with our pens!
    We love the Bitch's!
    We hate the Snitch's!
    We have sex with women so we get some itch's!
    Please don't make us pull our gats!
    We will murder you, you dirty rats!
    Remember that we own you!
    We will keep you like a pet, in our Zoo!
    Take that Stoke! You big muthafuckin' Joke!

    Wicked! Big up the Crewe Massive! Bo!

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