Monday, 1 December 2014

Turn The Page!

Women in the city have been reminded to turn over the pages of their Sir Cliff Richard calendars to December to help beckon in the Christmas period.

"Sir Cliff has bossed Christmas for decades," fan Judith Portions enthused. "As soon as you see his lovely face, that's when Christmas truly begins."

"This year our Christmas prayers will have extra poignancy as we will be hoping for Sir Cliff to get let off the legal problems as well as our other wishes," Sir Cliff fan club president Mary Honkers said.

"Only a devil woman could accuse Sir Cliff of such things! Or in this case a devil young boy. Free the Living Doll One!" Judith added.

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