Monday, 15 December 2014

Shopkeep Bemused By Turkey Sales

Local shopkeep Cedric Nentertainer has expressed surprise at a recent upturn of sales of turkey at his store.


"It's really most bizarre," he said. "I've sold fuck all turkeys all year, then all of a sudden people are buying them like crazy. I can't break their necks fast enough. I don't know what has gotten into people."

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