Saturday 8 June 2013

US Government Admits To Spying

The American government has admitted to spying on people in Stoke.

The admission comes after anger at reports that the Yanks had been using internet service providers and companies such as Google and Yahoo to spy on people in Britain.

America, yesterday

"Yah, we gone done it," said American government spokesman Clip Breecher. "But it was for fun only, y'all. We're not looking for them there terrorists, just a good laugh."

And will this practise be coming to an end now they've been found out?

"Nah, it's too late for that," said Clip. "We'll still be doing it. It's actually harder not to spy on people than it is to actually do it."

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