Stoke Named Best Place In The World, Again

A survey of over 10,000 people in Stoke has found that the world's best place is Stoke.

"This result was not unexpected," said Dave Murray of the Cobridge Tourist Board. "This is not the first time we have taken this title, and it won't be the last. We are magnificent bastards."

London came in joint last place with 0 votes.

Here is a how the votes went:

Stoke - 90%

Paris - 3%

Kavos - 2%

Ibiza - 1%

Prague - 1%

Blackpool - 1%

Amsterdam - 1%

Benidorm - 1%

London - 0%